Funny jokes of Brewery president's

 1) jokes ( beer festival) 

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.   

Coronas president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona."   The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.  

 Then Budweisers president says, "Id like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers, a Budweiser."   The bartender gives him one.  

 Coors president says, "Id like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."   He gets it.   

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."  

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why arent you drinking a Guinness?"   

and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys arent drinking beer, neither will I."

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2) jokes (husband or TV) 

At a local coffee bar,

 a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" 

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

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