Funny jokes of Scottish and reporter

 

1) comedy jokes (BBC & Scottish) 

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the Scottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary about the way of life there.

Reporter :- Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an interesting fellow, perhaps I could interview you?

SCOTSMAN :- Certainly...

Reporter :- Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name?

SCOTSMAN :- Well now there's a story. You, 'know I deliver the mail round here, but do they call me Donald the Postman? No they don't.

You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I built more than half of them myself, but do they call me Donald the Croftbuilder? No, they don't.

And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made several of them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No, they don't.

But, I tell you, a moment's weakness with just ONE sheep....

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2) comedy jokes (three friends) 

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know where they are.

The first guy says "I'll find out " and puts his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says "We're just over Paris"How do you know " ask the others "Well I've just felt the top of the Eiffel tower. 

"Later on the second guy tries and says "We just flew over London " "How? " asks the others "Well I've just felt the top of Big Ben. 

 "Still later on the last guy tries it, puts his arm out the plane, and says to the others "We have just flown over Glasgow. "How do you know that? " comes the reply. 

"Because some bastard has just stolen my watch "

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