Funny african proverbs
1) Funny jokes (african comedy)
Man cannot destroy all bees because of one bee bite - Kenyan proverb
She would be a foolish cow who would be happy to be taken to a beautiful slaughterhouse. - Zambian proverb
No matter how high an eagle flies in the sky, it will surely descend to eat food - Zimbabwean proverb
An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb
The anus does not teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South African proverb
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who cultivates corn by the side of the road, both have the same problem - Ethiopian proverb
A little man is not a boy - Nigerian proverb
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook - Nigerian proverb
It takes great care to kill a fly sitting on the scrotum - Ghanaian proverb
If the throat can allow the knife to go in, the anus has to figure out how to get it out - South-African proverb
A goat's rebellion can't stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian proverb
The mention of dry bones in the talk can hurt the old woman - Ghanaian proverb
The sun that melts the wax hardens the clay - Nigerian proverb
If you don't know where to go, any road will take you there - Ugandan proverb
There are no virgins in the maternity ward - Cameroonian proverb
The stone-throwing maniac in a crowded market does not know that his mother may also be the victim of his madness. - Ugandan proverb
A child playing with his mother's breast cannot play with his father's testicles - Guinean proverb
A sleeper with an itchy anus wakes up in the morning with foul-smelling fingers - Nigerian proverb
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2) Funny jokes (meeting of organ)
Which organ is in charge in the human body?
By taking a meeting of all the body parts, they were trying to decide who should be in charge.
The brain said:- "I run all the systems of the body, without me the body cannot do anything" so I must be in charge.
The heart said:- "Because of me blood and oxygen circulate throughout the body, without me you all will be ruined." So I must be in charge.
The stomach said :-" I should be in charge" because I digest the food and give energy to all of you.
The rectum said: - "I should be in charge" because I do the work of removing waste from the body.
All the parts of the body started laughing on the matter of rectum and insulted him, so in anger, the rectum closed tightly.
Within a few days, the brain developed a severe headache, the stomach became bloated and the blood became poisonous. Eventually the other organs gave up. They all agreed that the rectum should be in charge.
The moral of the story?
You don't need to be smart or critical to be in charge….
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