Mischievous jokes of a Lady and churchman
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.
As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her.
When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dress and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says...
"Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
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2) Funny jokes (two lady's)
A woman goes to the house of her recently married son without prior notice.
The door opens automatically as soon as the doorbell rings and she goes inside.
On reaching the room she is shocked that her daughter-in-law is lying on the sofa in a completely naked state.
Sweet music is playing; And the smell of perfume filled that room.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," replied the daughter-in-law.
"This is my love dress," explained the daughter-in-law.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"Don't you understand?" said the mother-in-law.
My husband always wants to see me in this dress at home,
“This dress excites him till the end. Every time he sees me in this outfit, he becomes instantly romantic and makes me tired for hours forgetting his tiredness”, explained daughter-in-law.
Than he will be very busy, saying like this she leaves their.
When she reaches home, she also takes off her clothes, takes a bath, puts on a nice perfume, dims the lights in the room, puts on a romantic CD and lies naked on the couch waiting for her husband to come.
when her husband comes home
As soon as he goes inside, he asks questions after seeing his wife lying in a naked state.
"What happened to you today?" He asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensibly.
"But it needs ironing," she said coldly.
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