They won't let me fart!"

1) Funniest jokes 

An elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's.

His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was.

She took him to a nursing home.
At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man starting slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up.A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right.Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side.Then he starting leaning forward.This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.

About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up to him and asked, "How do you like the place?"

"It's okay," he said. "But, they won't let me fart!"

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2) Funniest jokes 

Very Costly Mistake

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make.

I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.

I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.

I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".

The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!

Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbour stating;  "So sorry for the spelling mistake.

I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"

If you were the husband, what will you do?

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