Very Costly Mistake

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Lovers funny jokes

1) situational funny jokes 

Very Costly Mistake

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make.

I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.

I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.

I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".

The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!

Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbour stating;  "So sorry for the spelling mistake.
I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"

If you were the husband, what will you do?

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2) funny jokes of lover's 

I Love Your Wife

Jack came home early from office. He was shocked to see his wife with his friend, harry .

He told his wife to get out of the room. Then he said, "harry , what are you doing here?" harry replied "I love your wife and she loves me too."
To this, Jack said, "I know she loves me not you."

After a long conversation, they decided, "We'll hold our guns and fire at each other and pretend to be dead, she will mourn who she loves most."

The wife hears the gunshots, she enters d room, shocked and surprised. Suddenly she started laughing loudly, rejoicing and shouting, "devid ! Get out of that wardrobe, these two idiots are dead!"
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